Stupid Hat Roundup!

I like to think of head apparrel as something that has both aesthetic and utilitarian purposes. This hat lets the world know that this guy spent a lot of money on something that he can only wear to soccer matches. And maybe Halloween parties. Annnd maybe to pride parades. Annnnnnd maybe to scare small children.







This lovely selection combines the appeal of dandelion seeds, Taylor Hicks, Adam Morrison's moustache, jellyfish and/or sea anemones, and pubic hair.













So, this is a chainmail hood for an archer. Only it's knit, and made of wool. Sheep's wool (Lan- lanolin? Lanolin? Like sheep's wool?). Kind of renders it useless as a protective garment. Maybe it's for winter Renaissance festivals? Let's all go to Ye Hote Chocolatee Tente and pay to kiss the wench in the snowpants.











Please, please wear this to the ballpark and see if you get beat up around the 6th inning when the assholes behind you are good and sauced.















You failed to make your saving throw.

















Micki Free is Daniel Boone as Paul Stanley in the Milli Vanilli Story.